Saturday
Mar182006
Mudbutt misery.

What did I give myself for St. Paddy's Day? No green beer induced hangover, no post-corned-beef and cabbage stupor, no. Nothing that simple. I had the girls over for the usual Friday night get together, and I gave myself MUDBUTT by eating too much chili dip.
In my 4 jaunts to the bathroom this morning, I wonder if my friends are joining me in my misery. It would be comforting to know that I'm not alone, and although I don't actively wish this diarrhea (cha cha cha!) on anyone, I wouldn't be sad if they had it.
I expect my tombstone to be engraved accordingly.
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