A post about posting.
Jun 22, 2007 I have quite a few ideas about some posts I could write, but there's really not enough for an entire post. So, what about a post about my post ideas? Witty, I know.
Topic #1: I am sick to death of cats. I want them all dead. I love them, and the kittens are adorable. Thinking about giving them away, and separating them from each other, makes me want to get drunk and shove them all in my pockets. But I hate them. The smell of the litter box is making me angry. But I love them. And I want to kill them.
Topic #2: My family. OH. MY. GOD. Marissa is in SoCal right now visiting, and she's acting more mature than both of my parents. For those of you that have followed me long enough to know all this drama, I know what you're thinking. "What, again? For CRYING OUT LOUD." I'm right there with you. High five. Send me booze.
Topic #3: There's is something seriously wrong with Charlie. More specifically, there is something wrong with her butt. She refuses to poop on the potty now. This late in the game, she's decided she's going to have a strategy: withhold the poo. We put diapers on her, no poo. We let her run naked and free, no poo. I mean, no pressure, kid, poop on the floor for all I care, just PLEASE, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, TAKE A DUMP.
Topic #4: There is some serious debate about the ownership of the empty lot next to our house. The general neighborhood consensus is that it belongs to this house. So, it's ours. The land surveyor says no, but the land behind our house? The land with someone else's house on it? He says that land is ours. So, I'm thinking I'm just going to steal me some land, real sneaky-like. I'm thinking about clearing a little 2-foot plot of the lot next to us, and planting a garden. I think it's a little late for planting, but I'm going to ask my Grandpa and see what he says. And then I'm going build a planter box, and plunk it on that land. I'm rebellious like that.
Topic #5: I've recently come to discover that I subconsciously part my hair, Marissa's hair, Phoebe's hair, and Charlie's hair on the left. I don't know why. I didn't realize I did this to all of us until a few days ago. I'm not OCD about it, or anything. I mean, when Bryan parts their hair on the right side of their heads, I don't freak out. I just fix it. Because parting it on the right is against the nature of the universe.
Topic #6: I'm growing sweet basil in my kitchen window. It smells wonderful. And it's growing nicely. It makes my kitchen look herb-y and kitchen-y. However. I have no effing clue how to use it. Is it something you add to meat? Sauce? Noodles? Tacos? Do you dry it? Do you brew it? Do you roll it up and smoke it? I feel a Google search coming on. And yes, I am the type of person to grow an herb in my kitchen window for which I have no use, whatsoever.
Topic #7: I usually use very cheap razors -- the kind where they come in a bag, like 100 for $2 or something. Recently, I made the switch to the Venus something or other. All I know is, for that price I could've been swimming in razors. But this thing is magic. We're talking major de-forestation, with not a single mishap. Not one. Seriously, I think that's a record.
And there you have it.
