Friday
Mar062009
Dear fetus
Mar 6, 2009 Dear fetus,
Let's have a quick chat. Seeing as how we're sharing this space, we need to work some stuff out. The tired I can handle. Naps are fun, so bring it. But the puking? Has. To. Stop. Seriously. I didn't even puke this much when I was pregnant with Marissa, and that's saying something.
And right after I've just downed a refreshing glass of cherry lemonade? Mean.
You have plenty of time to mess me up, just wait until you can use my bladder as a punching bag! So, let's take it slow. Mommy likes to eat.
With love,
Your mama
Reader Comments (3)
Hmmmm, sounds like a boy, causing trouble already. Man, what would you guys do if you had a baby that came equipped with a penis? That would be FUN! :)
Why is everyone so sure that every symptom of your pregnancy is proof that you're having a boy? You are SO having a girl. That's just what ya'all make! Charlie made you puke too.
So, yeah, be a good little fetus and be kind to your Mommy. She can just make another one if you refuse to cooperate and have to be sold to gypsies... ;-P
Hell there is no need for gypsies. If this one's a dud just ship it to the godmother. She likes the window lickers.