Good times

Our morning breakfast ritual goes a little something like this:

Child: Can I have some PEZ?

Adult: No. How about an orange?

Child: No. Can I have some chips?

Adult: No. How about some cereal?

Child: No, I'll take some jellybeans.

Adult: No. What about toast?

Child: Nutella toast!

Exasperated Adult: No! Butter toast!

Child: No. Just give me the bag of sugar, and a spoon.

I'm thinking of sending them to the dry-oats-and-tepid-water bootcamp.