Suck on that, East Virginia.

I have some news.  BIG NEWS.  Well, big for us.  The Woodchopping Festival is this weekend (don't make fun - it's serious bidness) and we're having a celebrity Grand Marshall for the Parade.  Josh Stewart is coming out, y'all.  My sister's flying out to visit -- and I made the joke that she has to leave SoCal to come out here to meet a celebrity.  I know -- it's the BEST JOKE EVER.

I'm totally taking the credit for this -- haven't I been saying that I'm going to make this state cool?

You're welcome, West Virginia.