Tagged again!

Mindy tagged me for this meme, and since she kicks all the ass, I am happy to oblige.
A- Available or married? Married, and about to hit my 2-year anniversary.
B- Best Friend? C-dawg, aka Carrie, aka Shaquanita. She totally gets me.
C - Cake or Pie? Cake, fo' shizzle. I don't understand that pie nonsense.
D- drink of choice? Venti Peppermint mocha frappucchino with no whip cream. Times 50.
E- Essential Item? Lately? My sewing machine. I'm addicted to sewing lately.
F- Favorite Color? Green. All shades.
G- Gummi Bears or Worms? Bears. The real kind, like we used to have in Germany.
H- Hometown? I guess where I am now. Close enough, right?
I- Indulgence? Sweets. I have a huge sweet tooth. And the cavities to go with it. Yum!
J- January or February? Sure.
K- Kids & names? Yes, and yes. I'm currently in love with the name Penelope. I think someone needs to let me name their daughter, or pet, or something, just so it gets used. The first one to suggest that I have another kid and name it Penelope will be rewarded with a swift kick to the groin.
L- Life is incomplete without? Coffee. And, my family. But mostly coffee.
M- Marriage Date? March 26th, 2005.
N- Number of Siblings? Uno. (That means "one" in Spanish. I'm so cool and very multi-lingual.)
O- Oranges or apples? Apples. Fuji. Oranges are gross and have pulp and weird bits.
P- Phobias/Fears? Iderspay. They're effing gross, and creepy, and now I'm getting the heebie jeebies. Oh, also, I'm not ashamed to admit that I'm totally afraid of the dark, and I even sleep with the light on.
Q- Favorite Quote? Of the moment? "Sportin' a cooch." It's the new catchphrase around here. We like it, because we're classy.
R- Reason to Smile? Tomorrow's payday.
S- Season? Right now, I'm just happy to live somewhere that actually has them.
T- Tag three people! Yo mama.
U- Unknown fact about me: My thumbs are double jointed.
V- Vegetable you hate? Broccoli. Cauliflower. Brussel sprouts. All are of the devil.
W- Worst habit? I have lots of those.
Y- Your favorite food? Right now I have a thing for salad. I know, boring.
Z- Zodiac? Western = Taurus. Eastern = Horse. Either way you look at it, I'm some kind of stinky beast of burden. Don't be jealous.
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