Wow!

Ohmygawd, y'all, look what I made! (Imagine I'm saying that while smacking my cotton-candy Bubblicious and wiping cheeto dust on the butt of my daisy dukes -- you'll appreciate it more that way.)

 I'm SO DAMN FANCY.

And you notice how it matches?  Yes?  YOU DID NOTICE, DIDN'T YOU?

Don't act like you don't know what I'm talking about.  Now give me some props*, before I break out my pixie sticks and throw the sugar dust in your eyes.  I'm not messin', that shit burns y'all.

*Definition of props, just for Sarah.